Ok first off… a little disclaimer. If you try this and get caught don’t come crying to Mr. Old School because your dumbass don’t have any scammin’ skilz. Ok now on to the method. You’ll need a few unused zip ties like these below.
Go to a big sporting goods store, a chain store, or a outdoor store… you know the likes. Go to the fishing pole section. Look for cameras… Find a cheap decent looking $10-20 rod. It’ll have a plastic zip tie attached to it and the price tag will be on it. Break the zip tie and put the price tag in your hand. Then go find a $100-150 rod. Rip both the plastic zip tie with price tag and just toss it somewhere behind the poles or some shit. Next, thread the price tag from the cheap ass pole that you got in your hand thru a fresh zip tie. Then just attach to the expensive pole. Whaaa-la!
But, you still got work to do. Now go checkout and just get in a line with some dumbass pimple faced chick working or some idiot that doesn’t have a clue what the difference from Zebco and Quantum rods. Act normal and check out. They will run the scanner over the barcode on the tag and it will come up as a $15 rod. Trust me its hard to know the difference if you aren’t a fisherman.
Now you got a $150 fishing pole for $10. You can either sell it, use it to catch some carp, or just a few days later go to another branch of that store in town… and return the item without the receipt saying you go it as a gift. They’ll look it up and you’ll get store credit for what its worth. You can even save one of the price tags you ripped off the expensive pole and reattach when you return it so it looks even more legit.
Remember, Old School never did this. He just heard from friends that it worked like a charm everytime with everything from baseball gloves, clothes, fishing poles, etc.
Old School will be back soon with some creative scammy and blackhat methods.
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Wow, your just as cheap as I am.
Gotta love the PPC/Petty Theft blog.
Hahahahaha
Just so we are clear this is shoplifting. I arrest people who do this on a daily basis. If you think saving $130 on a fishing pole is worth having one rammed up your ass until mommy bails you out of jail, then by all means, have fun! Otherwise, stick to making money! ;)
Hey why don’t you post your real address so Old School can you beat the living shit out of you, Fatboy! You ain’t arresting shit. If you want to make money in this world you gotta practice the good, the bad, and the UGLY!
Now go get on a treadmill.
Personally I don’t condone this kinda shit, but if you ever do it make sure to do it at Walmart. Walmart can kiss my ass.
Rofl, bunch of retards work at wal-mart.. would work 100%
I use to call them and would pretty much trick them into opening games and giving me the cd key.
ME: Yeah this is steve from the kentucky regional wal-mart distribution center, looks like we have a possible recall on it’s way.
Dumbass wal-mart employee/manager: ok
ME: I need you to check a couple products for me
Dumbass wal-mart employee/manager: ok what ones
ME: Looks like I need.. lemme check my database.. *PUNCHES KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD* ohh i need battlefield 2, counterstrike source, windows vista premium.. go get them and give me the barcode numbers”
Dumbass wal-mart employee/manager: ok, HERE ARE THE NUMBERS.. 234 234234 and 234234
ME: *pretends to type in the numbers in my computer* OOHH yeah these products are DEFINITELY flagged.. but just to check open the box and there should be a similar number.. a cd key, I need that to check
Dumbass wal-mart employee/manager: ok
ME: *hears scratching of the cdkey and trying my hardest not to laugh*
free software, woo
This looks like a post from my older brother. He used to do shit like this all the time. He even did this exact one with fishing poles, because you’re right, take it to a young girl and they have no clue.
eat shit phatdyke
The only thing worse than a cop is a retail-cop.
Walmart security are the scum of any sales and retail outlets threw out are planet