LP: https://pomegranate.secure9.com/
1. It sells itself.
2. It got Eli pregnant, as mentioned in an earlier post.
3. Michael Phelps flexes his pectorals on the LP.
4. Even barman can think of keywords for this when he is hiiiiiiiigh. He recently told me that the keyword “pomegranate cheese” converts at 54.2% on sundays at 10AM, so milk that cash cow.
5. Oprah’s #4 Superfood of 2007 according to the clickbooth LP. Sounds legit.
6. The shamwow guy will be hired by ads4dough to sell it. Apprarentely(juicy gossip in the works).
GO SELL POMEGRANATE.
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so you’re telling me POMEGRANATE is the new ACAI which was the new GREEN TEA which was the new HOODIA?
I had cancer until I tried pomegranate. Its gone!
Shamwow also cures cancer I hear.
Yeah I heard shamwow soaks cancer right up!
Thanks for the hot hot hot hot tips!
so THIS is how Eli got preggers.
does shamwow work
ShamWow is awesome. If you spill pomegranate juice it will just absorb it away!!!