I opened up my internets and saw news that shocked and appalled me. Much to my dismay, I found out that I was NOT nominated for a Pinnacle Award.
First off – I didn’t even know what a Pinnacle Award was until about a month ago when Wee nominated me for it. Second off – How does Nickycakes get on the list for affiliate of the year? 2008, Sure. But in 2009 Nickycakes spent 8 months out of the year cruising for tail in his step-motherland, Asia.
Look Murray Newlands, Geno, and Shoemoney … I’m really happy for you, and I’m a let you finish – but PPC.bz is one of the greatest affiliate blogs of all time.
Who Live Like This?!
In the immortal words of YTCracker, WHO LIVE LIKE THIS?!
Let’s go down the list.
Shoemoney While Shoemoney is a worthy adversary, do any affiliates actually read his blog, or just wanna-be Digital Point jerk-offs?
Murray Newlands – What the fuck? All this guy does is fucking interview random people from the internet. Sorry – not a good blog at all. There is no good information on here, unless you think good information is watching 10 minute interviews with complete nobodies. If you watch these interviews then you need to choke yourself out.
The only saving grace of Murray Newlands blog is that I can copy and paste his HTML to join his fan club, which I will paste below.
Now i’m a fan.
Geno Prussakov? I never heard of this guy, so I had to look up his blog.
Low and behold, the first thing I see is this guy bitching that he couldn’t commit affiliate fraud by using his own affiliate link. Is you serious?
Now the last thing I want to do is fuck around with a bad-ass looking Russian, but this shit is bananas. This dude is on the list because he has Pie Charts and shit?! YO I GOT PIE CHARTS TOO
Who drops hit after hit on you fuckers? Who throw dem parties where the bitches whip out their titties and fight to the death in half an inch of coagulated Jell-O? WHO LIVE LIKE THIS?!
Who brings a blog from obscurity into the forefront of affiliate marketing in less than a year without ever providing a single useful tidbit of information about making monies online?!
WHO?
Comments from the Public
zero12: you wouldve won if you didnt call collins a bitch
eleah: wait, your name is missing from the best blogger of the year list
eweezy (5)
Andrew (3)
Barman (3)
Grind (3)
groomez (2)
Hillary (2)
Jake (2)
John Bowman (2)
Papajohn56 (2)
Abednego (1)
Doesn’t me working from outside of the country for most of the year make me a more awesome affiliate?
No it makes you a yellow vagina chasing fool, who has to go to asia to get some trim and likes to hear ” mistah Nicky Clakes, me love you long time ” “sucky sucky 5 acai belly”
BARMAN = GREATEST AFFILIATE BLOGGERZ OF ALL TIMEZ!
lolol
I get more trim in the US than supercuts.
Don’t you just make all your money off referrals? <3
OH SNAP SON!!!
I heard a rumor from a pretty unreliable source that the doctor that didn’t give tiger woods steroids gave Shawn Collins steroids so he would do so well with affiliate summit.
This is an OK post Barman. But I just want to point this out. Your blog is the blogging equivalent of a hemorrhoid. Why do I say this? Sometimes you have awesome posts, this would be the equivalent of a hemorrhoid not irritating the person for the day. But often, you have some really, really sucky posts. I’m talking fucking horrible shit. The hemorrhoid equivalent of a painful asshole. No one likes a hemorrhoid Barman, no one.
PPC.bz is the Preparation H for the Affiliate Industry.
nice
Nickyfakes ran a campaign that made money once and then 2009 happened.
i lost more money in the couch this year than you made
you lost a dullspace edition All Black Rolls in your couch cushions? Ballin’ son.
2 actually
To bad these rewards are jokes because the real affiliate of the year would have his name no where.
But affiliate blog, I didn’t know there were other ones then ppc.bz
LOL Obviously the award wasn’t worth it anyways.
Murray Newlands sets off my queer alarm.
Lolz
Murray NewLeads is gettin new leads for singlesnet gay (offer # 3453 on ewa)
Dude, I want to have a tequila with you, at, ummm… Affiliate Summit
Hehehe, it’s ok, I didn’t make it either. I was blogging the whole december and didn’t make it. :)))
Yeah, not sure who the people other than shoemoney are. Even though your blog is the repost of the crappy rap songs for the most part, I think you should’ve won the most known forum character of the year. :)
old crappy rap songs only make up about 1 out of every 10 posts.
shitty blog calls shitty blog shitty.
I met Murray Newlands at a conference and the fucker runs a so called “affiliate blog”, but does not do ANY sort of affiliate marketing what so ever! All he does is sling his network referral signup links to noobs that stumble across his worthless bullshit.
What a fucking joke.
Just like everyone else except for Barman. What a terrible award. Barman, you’re the People’s Champion!
No love for PPC.bz and the bargirl.
Sad.
BACK THE FUCK UP OFF OF MY EAGLE STATUS BITCHES