I opened up my internets and saw news that shocked and appalled me. Much to my dismay, I found out that I was NOT nominated for a Pinnacle Award.
First off – I didn’t even know what a Pinnacle Award was until about a month ago when Wee nominated me for it. Second off – How does Nickycakes get on the list for affiliate of the year? 2008, Sure. But in 2009 Nickycakes spent 8 months out of the year cruising for tail in his step-motherland, Asia.
Look Murray Newlands, Geno, and Shoemoney … I’m really happy for you, and I’m a let you finish – but PPC.bz is one of the greatest affiliate blogs of all time.
Who Live Like This?!
In the immortal words of YTCracker, WHO LIVE LIKE THIS?!
Let’s go down the list.
Shoemoney While Shoemoney is a worthy adversary, do any affiliates actually read his blog, or just wanna-be Digital Point jerk-offs?
Murray Newlands – What the fuck? All this guy does is fucking interview random people from the internet. Sorry – not a good blog at all. There is no good information on here, unless you think good information is watching 10 minute interviews with complete nobodies. If you watch these interviews then you need to choke yourself out.
The only saving grace of Murray Newlands blog is that I can copy and paste his HTML to join his fan club, which I will paste below.
Now i’m a fan.
Geno Prussakov? I never heard of this guy, so I had to look up his blog.
Low and behold, the first thing I see is this guy bitching that he couldn’t commit affiliate fraud by using his own affiliate link. Is you serious?
Now the last thing I want to do is fuck around with a bad-ass looking Russian, but this shit is bananas. This dude is on the list because he has Pie Charts and shit?! YO I GOT PIE CHARTS TOO
Who brings a blog from obscurity into the forefront of affiliate marketing in less than a year without ever providing a single useful tidbit of information about making monies online?!
Comments from the Public
zero12: you wouldve won if you didnt call collins a bitch
eleah: wait, your name is missing from the best blogger of the year list