Introducing CodeName “ButtStuff”

PPC.Bz is proud and at the same time shitting in their pants to present to the world the new “exclusive” poster “ButtStuff”. Much like what you have done in life, you can expect a bunch of meaningless shit ranted and posted about. You are probably wondering what you can expect from me and I can tell you that while the Barman has been ever increasing in his cynicism and hatred for morons in this industry I will be bringing a much more blunt perspective on the dumb shit that’s being posted by people in this industry who think they have a clue as to what they are saying.

Shit, shit, shit and even more shit.

Let me start by telling you how my day went yesterday. I woke up yesterday and banged my girl. I’ve found that when I wake up and have to piss really bad, it makes my wang look gigantic and all girls cant resist a giant meatstick in the am. I then walked naked to the computer as I always do to go ahead and surf the interwebz. Not to my surprise I saw  bloggers posting about Hasoffers and Revolution 202. Seriously, I’m going to take a crack here and say that not one of them has made a fucking dime with either of the two. Do you know what this is? Let me tell you. This is called false reporting and makes you look like a giant fucking idiot. I dont give two flapping pussy lips who you are or who you think you are it’s stupid. This is why we have an influx of morons who cant make money online asking silly questions. As small as this industry is, you probably have a couple of web stalkers who jizz at your every word. Do you realize what will happen if they go to use this service that you recommended without you first REALLY trying it? They will come to terms of knowing what I know. That you are an idiot and they will probably at the very least troll you or worse make you the very first statistic of an obsessed slaying of an internet marketer.

Anyway, back to talking about me.

Codename “buttstuff”. Where, how and why? Simple answer is I like anal. Nuff said.

You know what, I’m not much for words tonight so I’m going to leave you wanting more. (Pretty much how I leave all the women I meet).

The days of reckony and destruction are upon us. “Buttstuff” is watching every move in this industry. Dumb shit will be posted the second we see it. Retardism will not be tolerated.

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