Google, this is a message to you.
Check this page if you’re logged into an active Gmail account. If you’re like me, you’ll see all these secondary connections.
What fuck is this shit?
Stop trying to be my fucking social network.
But first- I only found out about that social network bullshit from google because I was doing a search, and see this “Results from your social network” tidbit. So apparently Google is dropping in results from people that you’re connected to (by google’s standards though! – I got 2 one-night stands in my “social network.” wtfbbq?)
I seriously think that there are a few “go-getters” at Google, that want some of this social networking action.
Listen here fuckwads…
Google, you are a giant corporation. You need to stop slipping shit on your users. This is getting out of hand.
Just give us the shit we want. illegal music, torrents, other peoples content, and multiple repositories of our favorite fetish.
I don’t want to socially connect with anyone through Google. I want to use Google to find shit. Stick with helping people find shit. Not connecting me with long lost skanks.
And if you do want that “social network” aspect, don’t fucking force it on people. Like some creepy advance by a mouth-breathing affiliate, who has about 10 minutes till the roofies kick-in on his affiliate manager, but he can’t really contain himself.
Every company has to “launch” something, you know, at least make people aware that it’s coming. What was that called?
Oh yeah, opt-in.
You may call it BETA, but i call it forced entry. My rights are being violated, and my privacy fondled!
I want to use you for looking up the closest pharmacy and liquor store, furry porn, marijuana dispensary, and footprints of targets…. errrr websites! (for all the right reasons of course).
Stop trying to be my social network dickheads!
Wait!!! How did furry porn get in there? Oh no… it’s too late!!
NOOOOO IT’S TOO LATE! Google started giving me Tyler Cruz’s search results!