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Denver Not That Lame

June 1st, 2009

Despite what some bloggers will have you believe, Denver is not actually that shitty of a place. Now I agree with Cakes that the actual convention will be lame, but that’s not to say you can’t have some fun out here in Denver.

I’ve been living here for about 3 years. Denver has a great bar scene and some classy strip clubs. If you’re coming for drinks and partying, then the sports bar area is around Market and Blake street (near Coors field).

I am not much of a “nightclubber” so I can’t help you there. But I do know that the “Penthouse” is where you want to go to see some titties. Also Ritcher (allegedly) owns a club in Denver, so it will be curious to see what goes down that night (Just don’t bite our Acai Berry Jello Wrestling motherfuckers)

Personally you’re better off renting a car than cabbin’ it if you’re getting outside of the city. The surrounding cities are quite spaced out, and if you’re planning on golfing, you’re not gonna find it in town. Colorado is huge on golf so if you’re a golf fan then you’re gonna be pleased with the courses (I don’t golf for shit.)

The best part about Denver is the weather. 300 days of sunshine a year! The only problem is it can be summer one second, then torrential downpour the next. But the views of the Rockies is bad ass so book a high floor in your hotel facing West.

Dominos Pizza Sucks… STILL…

April 22nd, 2009

OH YEA! another post about the worlds worst pizza place.

Every since I’ve ordered pizza using there pizza tracker I’ve gotten emails. I definitely don’t want them since I never order from them anymore. Ok, no big deal… UNSUBSCRIBE… wait 10 days as mentioned in the CAN-SPAM act… keep getting emails… repeat process 5 times… keep getting fucking emails… *MONEY MAKING ALERT* Easy money making scheme. If you live in California order a pizza online then take videos & document unsubscribing and the failures of still getting emails. Then take them to small claims court. You will win. (I hope someone will do this so they will fix their system.)

EPIC failure… I ordered a pizza. XL I believe. I don’t remember the ‘inches’ size which dominos uses. but they used the Large size breadball to make the XL pizza. It was like fucking thin as shit & nasty as fucking hell. If i wanted to a pizza that tasted like it was made on saltine crackers I would have ordered it. SO… I call them… They explain to me they don’t get shipped the XL size bread balls. So they make the XL pizzas w/ the L breadball and somehow i’m supposed to be okay w/ that? Its fucking DOUGH… you know you’re short… maybe add a large and a small size bread ball together? So after this & the email saga & the last saga i’m 100% done w/ dominos…. or so I think…

Two days ago…. My room mate orders dinner. Doesn’t tell me what he ordered or where its from… you can guess where!?!?!? DOMINOS!!! They said it would be to our door in 45 minutes. After 1 hour of waiting he called them. They said the driver was just getting back and then would be right out. Its 2-3 miles down the road… It ended up taking 1 hour 55 minutes to deliver to us. WTF dominos WTF….

Networks That Aren’t DirectTrack

February 5th, 2009

The affiliate marketing industry is in a frenzy right now as the DirectTrack Network has done down for minutes (that seem like hours). Shits not tracking, thousands upon thousands being lost, people up in arms.

Network owners are getting no response from DT at the time of writing this post.

It’s kind of funny that there are no real competitors to DT based on how much people complain about them. Peeps could make a killing with a solid competing software (and one that doesn’t have a shaver built in )

AzoogleAds – Will have a party at the Playboy Mansion.
Hydra – Hydra is good shit. <3
Firelead – What the fuck is a firelead?
Advaliant – Geoff runs the affiliate marketing industry.
Neverblue – They live on the ass end of Canada but they are good.
RocketProfit – Another day, another affiliate network.

Nightly Drop cont.

January 8th, 2009

Yo wassup Doogan here. Lil something to tide yall ova. Fuck da haterz. Watch out ethugz, ppc dot bz knows how to get grimy too.

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Street Shit

$23 Million Offer

October 7th, 2008

Last year aojon was offered $16 million for wickedfire. Well, we were just offered $23 million this week for our blog & forum. We turned it down without thinking twice. The information on the forum is far worth more than that. The corporation who offered to buy it asked that we not name them. I honestly am thinking about naming them anyways…  what do you think?