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So Oprah coming after your rebill monies? Or maybe the FTC is knocking at your door?

Or maybe you make youtube videos of yourself, giving haters and thieves enough clues to find your wood paneled home?

Fear no more, for I have found the best way to hide money from robbers, thieves, and federal officials!

Introducing the Brief Safe!

Why be obvious when it comes to hiding your money? Any idiot knows a traditional safe is where people keep valuable things.

Why not hide your valuables in something that no one will ever touch?

The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room – even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

Now I know some of you read Digital Point or Warrior Forum, so it’s safe to assume you make no money, and can’t afford the $12.95 price tag. It’s also safe to assume you wear tightey-whiteys.

Here’s one simple trick to making your own Brief Safe: The next time you shit your pants with excitement reading the latest Wagenheim post, just don’t wash your underwear. Instead, hide money in it. Unlike the commercial Brief Safe you can buy in stores, home-made Brief Safes have the added feature of theft prevention by smell.

Thieves won’t enter the room, let alone dig through your shit-stained laundry!

Buy it Now at Sears.
YES FUCKING SEARS

If only Billy Mays were around to promote this. R.I.P.

thanks to developerz for the tip