So I log into Xbox Live last night to play my daily round of Tiger Woods 09, and guess who’s in my party? JOHN FUCKING CHOW. I couldn’t believe it. The guy didn’t have his microphone on and wouldn’t talk to me, but I can only imagine what kind of douchebag takes the time to build out a character of an internet blogger. I tried it once, and the EA facial recognition system takes hours and is glitchy as hell. This idiot probably had plenty of free time to waste and probably has other characters like shoemoney, destone and nickycakes.
To make things worse ‘johnchow’ absolutely destroyed me and the other 3 guys in our group. I think he shot a 52 after 18. What a joke. I need to meet this guy so I can kick him in the nuts.
Gotta admit though, those teeth are awesome. They must come from this picture.








