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John Chow is a Golfer

October 7th, 2008

So I log into Xbox Live last night to play my daily round of Tiger Woods 09, and guess who’s in my party? JOHN FUCKING CHOW. I couldn’t believe it. The guy didn’t have his microphone on and wouldn’t talk to me, but I can only imagine what kind of douchebag takes the time to build out a character of an internet blogger. I tried it once, and the EA facial recognition system takes hours and is glitchy as hell. This idiot probably had plenty of free time to waste and probably has other characters like shoemoney, destone and nickycakes.

To make things worse ‘johnchow’ absolutely destroyed me and the other 3 guys in our group. I think he shot a 52 after 18. What a joke. I need to meet this guy so I can kick him in the nuts.

Gotta admit though, those teeth are awesome. They must come from this picture.

Super Affiliate Dinner

October 2nd, 2008

So me and John Chow were being total affiliate hood rich homies and went out for a legit super affiliate dinner, to stimulate those affiliate juices.

Pics below.

The pedegg shavings were delicious indeed, and for max taste pleasure we used Platinum Pedegg Pro shavings. Gooberaffiliate wanted an invite, but he couldn’t afford the shavings, which cost 60 acai leads!

Now we’re all hyped up to sell some Pedegg. 1,200 pedegg leads a day! WUT.

Affiliate Marketing Tutorial For The Blind

September 27th, 2008

I put it all into one image for you blindies.. Lemme know what ya think! (its very detailed and took me a long ass time)

Blind Affiliates Need Love Too

Blind Affiliates Need Love Too