Posts Tagged ‘nickyfakes’

Still slinging them acai berries without success? Well here is a little guide on how to turn yourself from a Newbcakes into a Nickyfakes in less than 6 months. I was originally going to sell this as an E-book because I need to pay child support, but fuck it i’m feeling generous today. That kid can starve.

First Month: Building Readership
1. Start a Blog
2. Post some useful information like advertising on Facebook when it first comes out
3. Get DDOS’ed because you pissed people off for stomping on their traffic source.
4. Post some more useful shit, then stop for like half a year.
5. Because of your internet e-thug status, proceed to get more than 1,000 readers.
6. Start an IRC channel.

Jumping the Wee Shark
Here’s the part that actually makes you monies.

7. Here is where you switch your game up, and start posting Andrew Wee style. Stop posting useful information. Make fun of everyone for link bait.
8. Proceed to sign up everybody under the sun under your affiliate links.
9. Collect Commissions.
10. PROFIT!
11. Go on vacation in the Caribbean

If you can’t make money with this strategy, then fuck you, I HATE YOU