Affiliate Summit West 2016 Las Vegas Wrap-up

I was going to sit down and begin writing an ASW16 wrap up post, but then my good friend i_like_cock said “Here ill give you an ASW write up…” so here it is:

BUNCHA A FUCKING DORKS WHO ARE $40K MILLIONAIRES GO TO VEGAS. THEY ARE SUBCSIOUSLY AND SOME KNOW THEY ARE GAY. THEY GO TO THESE PARTIES THAT ARE MEET MARKET. AND ACT LIKE THEY WANT TO AND ARE GOING TO FUCK THE CHICK AFF MANAGERS IN A MINISKIRT BUT REALLY THE WANT TO FANNY STABBER THE OTHER NERD AFF THAT THEY ARE HANGING OUT WITH. SOON ALL THE CHICK AFF MANAGERS LEAVE CUS THEYVE TRICKED ALL THE IDIOTS NERDS THEY TARGETTED TO GET THEIR COMPANY TRAFFIC. THEN ITS A TOTAL MEET FEST AND SOME BACK ALLEY REACH AROUNDS AND DICK SUCKING GOS ON. WHEN THESE FUCKS GET HOME THEY REALIZE THEY ARE FUCKING LOSERS IN REAL LIFE AND THEY GO BACK TO THEIR RECLUSIVE LIFESTYLE AND CHATTING WITH THEIR GAY AFF BUDDIES ONLIEN. THEN THEY JACK OFF 2-3 TIMES A DAY TO MALE PRON REALIZING MORE AND MORE THAT THEY LIKE DICK.

TIL NEXT JAN COMES AROUND REPEAT.

Poetry.

I’ll have a real write-up later.